So they’re dating. I should have seen that one coming. Should I actually have thought that Meredith was going to make her freakin’ choice? No. Shonda keeps pulling my leg. That’s okay. As long as the episodes keep being as fantastic as they have been, I’m down with anything Shonda throws at me. Bring it on! Before I actually do find her and challenge her to a boxing match, let’s cool down and review the fanfreakintastic episode.

          There’s nothing better than a script with a dramatic aspect as well as a comedic one. This episode had a bit of both. What I have started to notice is the difference between scripts. If an episode is going to be light and funny, the writers play the theme song. If the episode is going to be dramatic or sad, the writers don’t play a theme song. It’s these little things that set up the tone of the show. I can see all of you rolling your eyes as we speak. Another important aspect is the guest stars they hire. Picking an actor for a specific genre is the only way to ensure complete success. It sounds like I’m writing an encyclopedia. Essentially, Dihann Carroll was hired to play the overprotective pain-in-the-ass mama. Who does she immediately clash with? Cristina. It was so great watching such great talent in one room. Watching Cristina suck up to Mama Burke was great. I especially loved the scene when Mama Burke catches Cristina call Bailey “the Nazi.” I was laughing. It’s great to watch someone truly shut her up. Cristina is always speaking her mind. She isn’t afraid of anyone. She can’t speak her mind though to Mama Burke. The funny thing: Burke and his father know what kind of a woman Jane is. They were enjoying the show.

          Izzie is baking muffins. I wish I could bake muffins. I would be a much happier person if I could have a muffin every day. Of course, I’d be a fat pig by the end of the month. It is fitting though that Izzie returned to her baking. It’s truly the only hobby that comforts her. It sure was a lot of muffins though. I liked watching her go to the bar, delivering those heavenly muffins. Her encounter with Addison was hysterical. She truly is a mess. It’s important to note the fact that Izzie refuses to be called “Doctor Stevens.” Deep down, she knows she’s not a doctor. Sadly, I miss the old Izzie. I miss the Izzie that was obsessive over sex. I miss the Izzie that would run in any private room she could find to rip off her clothes to sleep with Alex. I miss the Izzie that would gossip about everyone. I want her back.

          Bailey had the most important scenes this week. I enjoyed watching her scold Alex, but most importantly, her scene with Izzie was hands down the best of the night. I agree with Bailey. Did we think otherwise? She did give up on her interns. They did need help when she couldn’t be there for them. They may not be children by age, but they are children in the universe of medicine. Now the argument arises. Could she seriously have stopped Izzie from cutting Denny’s LVAD wires? I might be a bit uncertain about that one.

          Meredith, just pick someone. I would have been fine with her tossing a coin and getting on with Derek, although I like Finn. I still cannot put aside all the trashing Meredith went through last season. Derek is a jerk. He’s not good for her. Finn brings out the best in her. I know I’ve said the same thing countless times, but it’s true. Finn is a nice guy. He brought Izzie lunch. Derek would never do that. He’s selfish. Meredith, open your freakin’ eyes.

Dear Diary:

Meredith: I flipped a coin. I actually flipped a coin so I could decide who to date. I feel terrible about it. I feel cheap, but hey, I decided to try dating. I’m not going to sleep with anyone; I’m just going to date. What’s the harm in that? I was originally going to go for Derek, but Finn is a class act. He brought Izzie lunch. He knew she felt sad and depressed so he brought her lunch. I thought that was amazing. Who am I choosing? I don’t know. We’ll soon find out.

Cristina: That bitch was going to get what was coming to her. Who does she think she is? I still don’t think I’m selfish. Anyways, being the better person, I tried being sympathetic. Hopefully, that’s the last time I’ll ever see that witch. How is it this always happens to me? I have the pain-in-the-ass mother and now I might be in for more aggravation if this thing with Burke continues. I don’t believe it. She has me thinking about the future. Damn that woman!

Today’s Baileyisms

-          “Surgeons don’t say ‘Um’ O’Malley. If you want to be a surgeon, learn to speak like one.”

-           “I'm proud of you all. You make me proud. You reflect on me well. Grey, if you think you can keep your clothes on long enough to follow up the labs I will appreciate it.”

-          “This is a hospital people. Serious work happens here. We save lives.”

-          “Which of you left your damn drawers on my surgical floor?”

Quotable Quotes

-          Cristina: “His mother rivals my mother and that's saying something. Both of them, dark and evil.”
Meredith: “I'm miss dirty stripper Cristina. She was fun…a lot less angry.”
Cristina: “Next time she even looks at me sideways, I’m telling her what I think. She wants to call me a racist. Yeah, okay? I’ll call her a sexist. Change my career after I’m married. What is this, 1953? If she comes at me, I’m going there.”
Meredith: “I think you should. I think we should all just go there. You know, tell the truth, spit it out, go with your gut, follow your instincts.”
Cristina: “I miss philandering whore, Meredith. She was trashy and much less idyllic.” Best ones of the night.

-          Addison: “Actually, um… I need the day off.”
Richard: “A day off, for what?”
Addison: “For drinking. I am feeling the need to do some drinking. Actually, I’m feeling the need to do some crying, but my tear ducts seem to be too proud, so I am going to do some drinking instead.”

-          Addison (to Izzie): “Did you know about the slutty sex your slutty friend had with my super slutty husband?” I laughed with this one.

-          Alex: “So you and O’Malley, huh? How’d that happen?”
Callie: “I don’t know. You’re a surgeon how’d that happen?”

-          Bailey: “All four of you do not make me regret setting you loose in this hospital. O’Malley, what do I mean by that?”
George: “You mean check with you before we cut any wires or steal any hearts.”

Bailey: “Are you trying to be clever?”

-          Jane Burke (to Cristina): “Oh, you pulled him out of a sickbed because you were uncomfortable. That’s selfish. You’re selfish and my son is giving and the combination, well, it’s not gonna last, not much longer.”

-          Alex: “He was blocking the paramedics.”
Bailey: “No, he is terrified! His child is a tree! Alex, listen to me, you will not get physical with another human being on my watch ever again, you will not question my authority and you will not defend your little girlfriend for killing a man! Are we clear?!”
Alex: “She’s not my girlfriend.”

-          Cristina: “Bailey is on a warpath. (looks at Jane Burke) Not a German warpath…a hospital warpath.” Loved it.

Some Final Notes

-          I was surprised Alex ran in the bathroom to have sex with Dana. The poor woman wanted to live life. I’m sure Alex gave her a good time. I like when she walked out saying she was going to kick this cancer’s ass.

-          Burke’s father was mute throughout the whole episode until he tells Cristina to “hang in there.”

-          I loved watching George freak out over Callie slipping panties into her pocket. He thought they were hers. He thought she was having an affair. This proves he really loves her. Is she moving in with him now?

-          Richard Webber kicked Callie out of the hospital. Watching Callie dance when he barges in was hysterical. He in turn is sleeping in the hospital. I wonder if he is able to retire.

-          Cristina’s patient was great. Saying everything you think can get tiresome. I liked when he said Cristina always looked angry. It’s true.

-          In Canada, this episode was aired before last week’s. Shonda will be out hunting for someone.

-          Having Eric Dane return was a stunner. All you ladies must have gasped when you saw him exit the bathroom.

-          Derek was actually sympathetic to Addison. He truly felt bad. Of course, any trace of those feelings disappeared when Marc turned up.

A stunner. 5 stars

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