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Nevermind the Buttocks
Episode 2.19

          I can feel the end approaching. For one, there are as many theories in the air as there are cabs in New York, the characters are really starting to conflict with one another and because there’s only three episodes left. Duh!

 

          So it turns out that the green Barracuda tied everything together. Gia claimed that she saw the car a few minutes before the bus crashed. The man inside mooned her. That car was later seen running over Harry’s dog. I have never seen a guy so angry over the loss of his dog. He was practicing with a bow and arrow on a fake deer. The car belonged to Liam’s maternal grandmother. So can we assume that Liam was waiting for the bus? Can we assume that he made the call to Kendall? I can see that. Kendall obviously has the most to gain from this whole thing. With Dick and Beaver dead, she would become a multi-millionaire. Her days as the Casablancas wife would be over. This brings me to one obvious question: If she wanted them dead, why was the rat taped to the bus. Did someone find out about the possible attempt on their lives? Was that explained?

 

          Weevil is another suspect. If he turned out to be the killer, I would be surprised. He will only kill people who have betrayed him. He even states that he was following Cervando because he thought Liam would be after him. Cervando supposedly screwed the Fitzpatricks and bragged about it. Weevil, afraid for Cervando, was tailing the bus. It turns out the Fitzpatricks were there. Or their buttocks were there anyways. Weevil saving the PCHers was necessary. He wouldn’t be Weevil is he didn’t do that. I had to crack a smile when Weevil learns that Veronica made a photocopy of the paddle. She is that good. Weevil is more mature now. He saved his “brothers” and now he is officially out. The PCHers became a game for him—it’s for little kids. The old Weevil would have resorted to violence. Not anymore. Weevil settled things the way they should be settled. He threatened them and they left. Liam was scared when he saw the list. Why didn’t Veronica publish the list? The Fitzpatrick family would be a ruin.

 

          Like usual, I’m loving Jackie more and more. Initially, I was worried she wasn’t going to be a good waitress. She is awesome. She’s better than Veronica. Wallace is still desperately trying to win her over. And it works. The problem: she’s only going to be around for five more weeks. She’s off to Paris after that. No, Jackie don’t go.

 

          Just when we were being consumed with theories about the bus crash, there are more developments on the Lilly murder mystery. We finally learnt why Kendall needed Duncan’s hair. She put it on Aaron’s Oscar statue. With a little bit of Lilly’s blood, BAM! Duncan is easily framed. This Kendall is a dangerous girl. And I have a feeling that Aaron is going to be found not guilty. If he does, my television will be thrown out the window.

 

The Bus Crash Files

 

-          Liam Fitzpatrick was at the scene of the crash. Why?

-          Kendall was not with Logan during the crash. Her real name is Priscilla Banks and she was arrested. She had a strong relationship with McCormick Fitzpatrick and she did time for him in jail. The Fitzpatricks owe her.

-          Weevil says he was tailing the bus because he was protecting Cervando. He says the Fitzpatricks might have targeted him.

 

Quotable Quotes

 

-          Weevil: “I’ve got no problem with sacrificing a rat.”

-          Veronica: “There’s no way you’re working that hard. You heard me come in and turned off South Beach, didn’t you?”

-          Veronica: “Logan may be a bit fuzzy with the commandments.”

-          Logan: “As a rule, I like to start every school day with a hot blonde waiting for me in the parking lot.”
Veronica: “Me too.”

Logan: “I’m not blonde.”

Veronica: “Or hot.”

-          Veronica: “I hate fake deer too. Every time I see their stupid fake deer faces I wanna grab a shotgun and go all chainy on ‘em.” Me too.

-          Logan: “Kendall requires a domestic staff to make cereal. Do you really think she could plot a murder?”

-          Cliff: “I'm sure Ms. Mars has had the required sexual education course provided by Neptune High School.”
Veronica: “I got an A minus. Plus, I watch Animal Planet.”

-          Veronica: “You've shown me your yearbook. The whole Rick Springfield feathered-hair thing... it looked awesome on you, but those days are over and it's time to move on.”

 

Some Final Notes

 

-          Aaron’s lawyer was hinting that Veronica didn’t know what sex was. That was ridiculous.

-          The snake-feeding scene was obvious symbolism of Weevil throwing Thumper (rat) to the Fitzpatricks (snake).

-          Mac got her cell phone interceptor stolen by Mr. Clemmons. Veronica needed Butters’ help to get it. Mac has to go to prom with him though. That’s nice.

-          Wallace and Jackie are back together.

-          If we haven’t heard of Terrence Cook is it because he isn’t a suspect anymore?

-          Clemmons got smart and changed his locks.

-          I didn’t understand the whole thing with Liam’s gun. Why wasn’t it loaded?

-          I liked the fake deer scenes. Harry sure did love his bow and arrow.

-          I liked Billy, the PCHer. He was part of the gang, but still wanted to protect his brother from doing something stupid.

-          There aren’t many PCHers left.

-          Kendall’s real name is Priscilla Banks. Her parents haven’t heard from her in a while and her mother passed away.

-          The paddle turned out to be a collection of license plates the Fitzpatricks deal to.

 

Not bad. 3 stars

 

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